you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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