There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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