what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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