I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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