guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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