how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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