Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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