he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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