Well apparently he's into motor boating.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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