:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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