well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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