Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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