Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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