I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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