remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I cut my penus on the lid.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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