They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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