Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm both gender and math confused
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