there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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