Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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