ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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