Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize