theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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