The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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