90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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