I didn't shave. On purpose
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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