Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
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Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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