Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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