dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I can't trust your balls anymore.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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