I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
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We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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