Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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