Little spoons don't ask big questions
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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