dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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