is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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