I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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