I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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