then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
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Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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