They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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