I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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