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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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