Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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