this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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