He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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