okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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