yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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