I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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