Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
If I die, sorry about rent.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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