just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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