Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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