You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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