i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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